Rugby, Racing and Beer

Rugby, Racing and, Rugby, Racing and, Rugby, Racing and Beer.

When I was just a little kid,
Knee high to a keg,
My Daddy took me on his knee.
He drained his glass and closed his eyes
And gave me very sound advice
On how to be a good kiwi.

"Get to know your football sides
And learn to spell from More (?) race guides
And don't forget down under over here
Because of your great furitage (?)
You have a national heritage
Of Rugby, Racing and Beer.

Rugby, Racing and Beer,
Rugby, Racing and Beer,
Down under they're mad over their
Rugby, Racing and Beer.

Old Uncle Charlie went to see
The Doctor yesterday
He cried, "You've got to help me Doc and quick,
I'm seeing spots before my eyes,
My head feels twice its normal size,
And every Sunday morning I feel sick."

The Doctor took one look at him
And said, "Well Charlie things look grim,
I hate to have to tell ya but I fear,
You'd better write your will tonight,
'Coz you've got kiwi-itis,
That's Rugby, Racing and Beer."

Rugby, Racing and Beer,
Rugby, Racing and Beer,
Down under they're mad over their
Rugby, Racing and, Rugby, Racing and, Rugby, Racing and Beer.