The 12 Hours of Rugby
Tune: 12 Gifts of Christmas

In the first hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the second hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the third hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the fourth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the fifth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the sixth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the seventh hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Why are they whining?
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the eighth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Who needs a minute?
* Why are they whining?
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the ninth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* When do we eat?
* Who needs a minute?
* Why are they whining?
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the tenth hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Who knocked that on?
* When do we eat?
* Who needs a minute?
* Why are they whining?
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the 11th hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Where is the beer?
* Who knocked that on?
* When do we eat?
* Who needs a minute?
* Why are they whining?
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the 12th hour of rugby, my prop he asked of me:
* Why do we do this?
* Where is the beer?
* Who knocked that on?
* When do we eat?
* Who needs a minute?
* Why are they whining?
* Who ate my twinkies?
* Why did they kick?
* What is that smell?
* Why don't they tackle?
* Where are the seconds?, and
* Why is my beer mug empty?


In the final hour of rugby, my loosehead/tighthead asked of me:
* Who knocked that on?
* Why did they kick?
* Who knocked that on?
* Why did they kick?
* Who knocked that on?
* Why did they kick?
* Who knocked that on?

(...continues until leader signals)
And "Why is my beer mug empty?